"Some of my best friends are religious!..."
In Tartarstan,
in the Russian Federation, some lunatic sect has been keeping
children locked under-ground for years on end, its leader claiming to
be a new Muslim prophet. Other Muslim leaders have said, er, no,
Muhammed is the last prophet, and if you say otherwise you're not
Muslim, so this shit isn't our responsibility. Cool. And Christians
can say, er, no, Muhammed isn't a prophet, we stop at Iesu or
whatever he's called. Cool. And Jews can say... and so on and so
forth...
Religion is bad, you barbarians-all, just fucking
stop it.
I can't get over
how religious leaders/groups in the region can absolve themselves of
all responsibility by addressing one point of dogma in their fantasy
and declaring that this sect leader deviates from it. Oh, so it's not
your problem, then? Cool. I suppose the secular state will just have
to deal with it. Well, there's a first time for everything (and a
fucking seventy billionth, apparently).
Muslims,
Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Jains, Shintoists, Zoroastrians, Neo-Pagans, and all the rest, whatever made-up nonsense,
you're all being dicks, just fucking grow up, we're all (people who
aren't lying to themselves or others... there must be literally
dozens of us in the world!) pig fucking sick of your shit.
We all
(including you, don't fucking deny it you arrogant pricks) know that
you're lying, it's inarguable, and you are getting a lot of people
killed, tortured, raped, and robbed, and you've been doing it for
thousands of years. Even in my most bizarre dreams I can't invent
anything more evil than religion.
If this shit
doesn't stop soon, I'm going to lose it and start building a forest
of wicker giants, and then we'll all get our culturally sensitive
religion on, and the pope is definitely invited. (I'm probably not going to do that. Just saying that if we really go the whole hog on religious tolerance, I'm going to have to set you all on fire to please Vindos.)
To clarify the
point of this post: everyone who lies is a liar, and pointing out
that another liar's lies contradict your lies does not legitimise
your lies, you liar.
Or, “For fuck's sake, how much evil must
humanity endure before you all just stop it?”