I just
over-heard an advert on telly describing a 28-page Jamie Oliver guide
to good BBQ recipes, and putting aside for a moment the fact that
it's absolutely pissing down and has been since the dawn of time, I
couldn't help wondering, who actually needs 28 pages to explain how
to do a nice bit of corn on the cob?
”...Free,
with the Daily Mail”
Oh, okay.
I'm sure they do
have a lot to tell us about how eating firelighters causes cancer,
but how, fortunately, eating firelighters can prevent cancer and
protect us from this clear and present danger to our children.
”...take
care not to repeatedly cover and uncover your BBQ, as illegal
immigrants may be attracted by smoke signals.”
More
importantly, though, somebody's left the gingernuts unwrapped and now
they've gone all soft. Friday is ruined.
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